look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick
i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
(Source: 1612th)
when you’re eating at a restaurant and the waiter comes to check on you
(Source: supraman38)
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory)
I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups
